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一句话搞笑英语小笑话(搞笑10个)

      

以下是10个搞笑的英语小笑话:

1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

5. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well!

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

8. Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn’t work out!

9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

10. Why did the tomato turn green?

Because it saw the salad dressing again!

希望这些笑话能给你带来欢乐!

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