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爆笑的笑话段子英语(推荐10个)

      

以下是10个爆笑的笑话段子,以英语呈现:

1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I said, "What did you expect?"

4. Why don"t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

(I don’t believe in gravity either, but that’s another story.)

6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

(This is a pun on "impostor syndrome," where someone feels they are pretending to be something they"re not.)

8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. It’s fascinating!

I can’t wait to see what they say about superglue!

9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

(This is a play on words since snowman is made of snow, which melts in contact with cold things like a vampire.)

Remember, humor often relies on cultural references or wordplay, so some of these jokes might not translate perfectly into other languages or cultures. Enjoy them for what they are – fun and light-hearted!

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