关于短笑话bus爸死的笑话25个，一天下课，一群同学围在阳台上讨论着‘不是C就是D！’;“我觉得顶多就是B！”;“不可能，明明就是A！”;这时班主任从后面经过感叹道：“现在学风真好，下课都在讨论题！”。
短笑话bus爸死
1。他爸爸死的早晚上和儿子一起看《康熙王朝》，
语重心长地说：儿子，看人家康熙八岁都当皇帝了。
儿子：那是因为他爸爸死的早！
2。晚上和儿子一起看《康熙王朝》，
语重心长地说：儿子，看人家康熙八岁都当皇帝了。
儿子：那是因为他爸爸死的早！
3。小孩你到底要闹那样A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.
一位女士圣诞节购物时丢了钱包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到了钱包，还给了她。
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
她看了看钱包，说：“嗯……真有趣。我丢钱包时，里面有一张20元的钞票。现在却有20张一元的钞票。”
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
那个男孩马上回答说：“没错，太太。上次我捡到一位女士的钱包，她没有零钱酬谢。”
4。我干得怎么样 How did I doA rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!&qu
5。最近好欠一单身女，身体不太好还经常感冒，又爱看一些苦情片，看完了就唉声叹气，独自流泪，过得很是郁闷。来听人劝，加强身体锻炼，改看喜剧笑话，心情好了，身体也好了自然不感冒了。
一天晚上，她刚睡，就听到客厅里有叹气声……“唉……最近好欠……”客厅里抽纸盒叹了口气说。
6。几则爆笑笑话 换了你和她睡一个铺,你会告发吗黄鼠狼向小警犬求婚,众人笑道:人家是公共安全专家系统一枝花,你算那个.黄鼠狼大怒!翘起屁股放一股气对众人言道:闻见我屁股上的味了?老子是石化系统的!
两老鼠结婚后,母老鼠越发嚣张,一天晚上公鼠想吓唬她一下,就到家门口学猫叫.妻子不但不怕反而柔情的说 :"猫哥,别叫了,我老公还没出差呢."
一只大老鼠误入花店,被一只小花猫追赶,大老鼠发现无路可逃,就顺手拿起一束玫瑰花准备低抗,小花猫看到了,立马低下了头,羞涩地说:对不起我还小!
甲乙二人对花木兰从军发表评论.甲:这故事一定是假的,吃喝拉撒睡都在一起一定会被看穿的!乙:笨!换了你和她睡一个铺,你会告发吗!?
首长：同志们好！士兵：首长好！首长拍一士兵的胸部说：这肌肉练得多好！士兵：报告首长，我是女兵．
一农妇在数高楼,一骗子过来:数几层了?罚款,每层5元.农妇:十五层.交了钱,旁观者说:傻冒.农妇:他才傻呐,其实我数了十八层.
有一丑女始终嫁不出去,希望被拐卖,一天终于梦想成真,被人绑架,绑匪嫌她丑,将其送回原处,此女坚决不下车绑匪咬牙跺脚地说:走,车不要了!
医院的树阴下，一对情人在拥抱接吻。一个医生看见了，过去对那男的说：“你真糊涂，施行人工呼吸，应该把她平放在地上才行，走开让我来。”
儿子每晚要和妈睡。妈说：你长大娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀？儿答：嗯。妈说：那你媳妇咋办？儿说：让她跟爸爸睡。爸听后激动地说：这孩子从小就懂事！
三老鼠品尝美日中三国的酒,喝美国的走三步倒了,喝日本的走二步倒了,喝中国二锅头的提了把菜刀喊:"md猫呢?"
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